>Push Sparken through

"Hey, Sparken, you should take a look at this."
SPARKEN seems slightly REASSURED by you taking charge.

"Okay, um, it's some kind of swirly silver liquid and-"
"THIS! IS! SPARTAAA!
"skdsf;fghfdghj"

SPARKEN falls through. He doesn't come out the other side (which, incidentally, looks EXACTLY THE SAME as this side). The surface RIPPLES LIKE WATER as he passes, but SHOWS NOTHING.

The INTERNS back away in ABJECT TERROR.

Luckily for you, SPARKEN comes back out a few seconds later, looking UNDERSTANDABLY ANNOYED.

He isn't alone.

oh god who is this and what do you do


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